A friendly reminder that just because someone is a blood relative it don’t mean that you’re obligated to put up with their toxic bullshit.
Investigator: Time of death, 4:20
Police officers: ayyyy
Corpse: ayyyy lmao
one time my mom accidentally put wine into my little sister’s sippy cup and it was only discovered because when my sister asked for another cup she added “this juice is spicy”
*looks at Princess* Mmmhmm!
*holds up sippy cup*
"More of the spicy juice, pretty pleeaase?"
don’t do this here
I want this because I’d be sleeping in a sea of pink and I need that in my life
*loses a fight irl* wtf bro rematch I was lagging
them niggas that be puttin captions on porn gifs truly must not love themselves bruh
"oh cum to daddy my little cum slut im gonna use all your holes"
bruh chill, it just a gif
you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk
I am so thirsty for emotional and physical intimacy with someone
I want to nuzzle their neck and lay entwined on my bed and lazily kiss their lips and make them food get to know every single curve and contour they have
I want to touch someone with my finger tips and make them feel loved
"I want to write/draw my characters in fluff situations but I need to write the book first" an essay by me.