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Hey, i dont mean to be weird or anything, but i just saw that ask about getting eaten out, and i just gotta say that you should hold on to that hope for that kind of satisfaction, cause im sure there's someone out there who can give it to you. I mean, whenever i go down on a girl, i always keep going until they stop me and there's no way im the only one. So yeah, just wait for the right person i guess
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It’s just like Cinderella, except I’m the glass slipper. 

Wink. 

wooerofevil:

The quickest gif I have ever made in my life, I literally hopped on just to do this because NO ONE ELSE HAS MADE IT YET. I gave you the mandated 4.3 seconds, internet. I’m disappointed.

Anyway, Mark is super fucking adorable whenever he gets something right so deal with that. x

calibornsmainsqueeze:

trans people taking testosterone need to drink orange juice cause testosterone weakens your immune system!! trans people taking estrogen need to drink milk cause estrogen causes calcium to be absorbed less

Harley Quinn Covers #000-009

nicksayssummer:

I HAVE FOUND IT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT HOW HIDEKI KAMIYA IS FUCKING OBSESSED WITH AMERICAN GROCERY STORES

Chespin, Fennekin or Froakie? Also Palkia, Dialga r or Giratina?

6: Chespin, Fennekin, or Froakie?

71: Palkia, Dialga, or Giratina?

thethuglifeishard:

blasianxbri:

afro-dominicano:

blackmagicalgirlmisandry:

housewifeswag:

Redditor AL0311 posted this picture of his friend dressed up as Ray Rice on Sunday, writing, “My friend came to the party as Ray Rice.”

“Ladies were falling for my friends Ray Rice costume,” he wrote in a second post today.

This is fucking disgusting. What part of a woman being KNOCKED OUT UNCONSCIOUS is funny/appropriate for Halloween? Stop.

Full Article x

Inflicting violence on black womanhood is a form of entertainment in this country

everything and I mean everything a black person could possibly do will likely be caricatured my fucking god it’s like white people can’t get enough of it.

😒😒😒😒

Wow

Make Me Choose: Pokemon Edition
Starters:
1: Bulbasaur, Charamander, or Squirtle?
2: Chikorita, Cyndaquil, or Tododile?
3: Treecko, Torchic, or Mudkip?
4: Turtwig, Chimchar, or Piplup?
5: Snivy, Tepig, or Oshawott?
6: Chespin, Fennekin, or Froakie?
7: Grass starters, Fire starters, or Water starters?
8: Mega Charizard X or Mega Charizard Y?
Eeveelutions:
9: Flareon, Jolteon, or Vaporeon?
10: Umbreon or Espeon?
11: Leafeon or Glaceon?
Evolutions:
12: Huntail or Gorebyss?
13: Vileplume or Bellossom?
14: Beautifly or Dustox?
15: Slowbrow or Slowking?
16: Politoed or Poliwrath?
17: Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan, or Hitmontop?
18: Gardevior or Gallade?
19: Nidoking or Nidoqueen?
Fossils:
20: Omanyte or Kabuto?
Lileep or Armaldo?
21: Cranidos or Shieldon?
22: Archen or Tirtouga?
23: Tyrant or Aurorus?
Similar Looks:
24: Whiscash or Wailord?
25: Psyduck or Ducklett?
26: Buneary of Bunnelby?
27: Pansage, Panpour, or Pansear?
28: Forretress or Claydol?
29: Butterfree, Venomoth, Beautifly, or Vivillion?
30: Zubat, Woobat, or Noibat?
31: Arbok or Seviper?
Similar Pokemon/Types:
32: Pumpkaboo or Phantump?
33: Feebas or Magikarp?
34: Gyarados or Milotic?
35: Pikachu, Emolga, or Dedenne?
36: Pidgey, Spearow, Tailow, Starly, Pidove, or Fletchling?
37: Sawk or Throh?
38: Arbok or Weezing?
39: Jigglypuff or Clefairy?
40: Plusle or Minun?
41: Skrelp or Clauncher?
42: Aggron or Tyrannitar?
43: Combee or Cherubi?
44: Ditto, Mew, or Zoroark?
45: Inkay or Pumpkaboo?
46: Tyrannitar, Flygon, or Salamence?
47: Pinsir or Heracross?
48: Camerupt or Sharpedo?
49: Magnezone or Probopass?
50: Butterfree or Beedril?
51: Ampharos or Luxray?
52: Ratatta, Dunsparce or Bidoof?
53: Growlithe or Vulpix?
54: Druddigon, Haxorus, or Hydreigon?
55: Gardevior or Gothitelle?
56: Poochyenna or Purrloin?
57: Geodude or Roggenrola?
Form Changes:
58: Normal Castform, Water castform, Fire Castform, or Ice Castform?
59: Normal Rotom, Fan Rotom, Oven Rotom, Washing machine rotom, fridge rotom, or mower rotom?
60: Shaymin land form of Shaymin sky form?
Legendaries:
61: Moltres, Zapdos, or Articuno?
62: Mew or Mewtwo?
63: Mega Mewtwo X or Mega Mewtwo Y?
64: Raikou, Suicune, or Entei?
65: Lugia or Ho-Oh?
66: Celebi or Jirachi?
67: Latios or Latias?
68: Regirock, Regice, or Registeel?
69: Kyogre, Groudon, or Rayquaza?
70: Uxie, Mesprit, or Azelf?
71: Palkia, Dialga, or Giratina?
72: Darkrai or Cresselia?
73: Manaphy or Phione?
74: Coballion, Terrakion, or Virizion?
75: Tornadus, Thunderus, or Landorus?
76: Reshiram, Zekrom, or Kyurem?
77: Keldeo, Genesect, or Meloetta?
78: Xerneas, Yveltal, or Zygarde?
Moves, Types, Abilities, and Items:
79: Physical attacks or special attacks?
80: Fly or Surf?
81: Tackle, Pound, or Scratch?
82: Fighting, Psychic, or Dark?
83: Fairy or Dragon?
84: Drought, Drizzle, Sand Stream, or Snow Warning?
85: Quick ball or Timer Ball?
86: Full Heal, Lum Berry, Lava Cookie, Old Gateau, Castellicone, or Lumiose Galette?
Teams:
87: Team Aqua or Team Magma?
88: Team Magma or Team Flare?
89: Team Rocket, Team Magma, Team Aqua, Team Galactic, Team Plasma, or Team Flare?
People:
90: Nurse Joy or Officer Jenny?
91: Professor Oak, Elm, Birch, Rowan, Juniper, or Sycamore?
92: Misty, May, or Dawn?
93: Cilan, Cress, or Chili?
94: Gym Leader, Elite Four, or Champion?
95: Lance, Steven, Cynthia, Alder, or Diantha?
96: Shauna, Travis, or Tierno?
Gameplay:
97: Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, or Kalos?
98: Pokemon trainer games, pokemon ranger games, or pokemon mystery dungeon games?
99: Pokemon Cards, Games, or Show?
100: Pokemon or Other Fandoms?
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